

Remember, neutron star densities are about 10^13 kg/m^3, which means a tablespoon of it would weigh 10 billion tons! In-game, roughly four Marios can fit across all axis of the neutron star, length, width and height. Wiz: Going by the more likely case of a neutron star, Mario managed to slam into this thing, sending it careening through space and slamming into Bowser's face, shattering it and harming Bowser. Not only this, but they managed to overpower the gravitational pull of a distant supermassive black hole, and since neutron stars have gravity second fiddle to a black hole, it literally cannot be a rock. These glow, very similar to how neutron stars can glow when overflowing with energy and spinning. However, you're just as dense as these things are if you believe that's all they are. At such a size, one coin would weigh 3.5 tons! Multiply that by the amount of coins Mario carried, 3.5 x 999,999,999 = 3,500,000,000 tons when rounded up!īoomstick: And finally, Super Mario Galaxy 2, where Mario stomps glowing rocks. Therefore, one coin has a volume of 6 cubic feet.

Rounding things off, we get that each coin is 2 square feet. 3 as a reference, we can find that each coin has a volume of 828 cubic pixels. 2, as a greedy asshole carrying 999,999,999 solid gold coins! THE HELL?! After filling cubic space and finding that lime stone is most commonly used to build castles, we get that the castle weighs, rounded down, 200,000,000,000lbs! That, or 100,000,000 tons!īoomstick: I'd also like to point out that this isn't Mario's only strength feat, having two others! One of which he accomplished in New Super Mario Bros. Taking a block across Castle Seven's entirety, we get that the castle is 1,070 feet wide, which we can use to scale to its height in the actual cutscene, coming out as the castle being 1,427 feet tall.

For example, in Super Mario World, World 7, Mario lifts and casually punts an entire castle! Using Mario's height for reference, we get that each block is 3'5. Wiz: Regardless of his relationships, Mario is a full-on powerhouse. Ground Pounded neutron stars into Bowser's face.2 where Mario & Luigi fly away, waving to Peach, and then land, and are immediately greeted with the Koopalings capturing Peach*īoomstick: I can't tell which one's worse for the guy, the selfish princess or the asshole turtle.

He is always up to the task of saving his homeland, the Mushroom Kingdom, from disaster on hundreds of occasions.īoomstick: Most of the time however, he has to constantly jump up every two seconds to save the princess. Growing up to be an Italian plumber, Mario ended up spending his time rescuing the fruity damsel, Peach, from the tyrannical turtle, Bowser. And he was determined to get hold of six of the babies and hand them to his master, the seventh Star Child, Bowser.īoomstick: And in those Star Children, there was a hero, a coward, Herambe, a fruity damsel, a greedy anti-hero, an abusive dinosaur, and a tyrannical turtle. Wiz: This mage was general of the Koopa Troop, Kamek. However, a mage in a blue robe had made this case difficult. These babies became known as the Star Children, and were all destined to fulfill many great wonders in their lives.īoomstick: These babies were taken by stork to their homes across the land, the Mushroom Kingdom. Wiz: Many years ago, seven children blessed with the power of a Star were born. Wiz: And it's OUR job to analyze their weapons, armor, & skills to determine. Wiz: First, we've got Super Mario, the original red-capped plumber.īoomstick: And Paper Mario, the thin, red-capped rip-off! He's Wiz & I'm Boomstick! But, this time, the "out of different worlds" shall come together & fight in a clash worthy for the history books! Super Mario VS Paper Mario! Two different versions of Nintendo's red-wearing plumber mascot slam against one another to find which truly out-ranks the other in the power compartment! Interludeīoomstick: Mario's never been one to disappoint the gaming industry with his "out of this world" games. 6.52 BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!.6.46 BLAZZ BLZZ BZZT BRRZST BREZZ BRUTZZ BLTZZZ!!!.6.27 CLANG CRASH CLANG CRASH CLANG CRASH CLANG CRASH!!.
